Another reason to hate Value Theory

You know why I hate ethics? Because ethics forces me to think about cannibalism. You never have to think about cannibalism in logic classes. I'll be having nightmares tonight, thanks to Harry Frankfurt.

I may have to become a Republican...

...Just so I can vote against this guy. He's actually listed on the ballot as "Tony Hvfvgpd Zirkle," but Google doesn't have any matches if you include his (alleged) middle name. What. The. Christ. I also love how that's pretty much what people here look like.

Here's some more Tony Zerkle madness.

Things That Vex Me 2.0

• BEING STOOD UP. Seriously. Not cool.
• Pretty much anything that happens after being stood up is going to vex me disproportionally as well. Being told to "stop picking at myself." Um, okay, I will just stop. Because you told me to. Because the fact that it hurts to type and wash my hands and my poor bloody Quine book were insufficient reasons, but now that you've offered this brilliant solution a more-than-a-decade-old habit is just magically broken. Thanks, Dad!
• The awareness that I'm being a brat right now. That just vexes me even more.
• Also, being told to go to the dentist.
• Also, the fact that I put on mascara for the date-that-wasn't. I hate mascara. Good thing I didn't wear my contacts, or I'd be going into full ninja-mode right now.

Things That Do Not Vex Me:

• Scrambled egg burritos. Mmm. Eggy.